When: Late Friday night/Early Saturday Morning
Doing What: Staring at my computer, working
Mood: That feeling when you're working on a Friday night
What Happened:
I was minding my own business when this creature invaded my screen, talking about world domination and evil plans. I could not resist. I was hooked.
Then the creature astutely summarized my life plan for me:
"Evil Plan (TM)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail Superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet."
So what happened next, you ask? I, uh, rubbed the sleep from my eyes and went back to WORK!
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